just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
babies were throwing up all over the place
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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