I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Walk of Shame today included voting.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It's never too late to be topless.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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