The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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