That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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