am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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