i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.