they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.