Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
its not stalking. its research.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?