I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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