lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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