He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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