laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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