Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Randomize
