I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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