maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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