yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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