I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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