We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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