You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
youre lurking in front of me
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
