Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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