I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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