I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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