I'm laying in your front yard are you home
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You ate ashes out of my bong
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