I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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