is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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