either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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