Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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