You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
