OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
The air taste purple.
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