so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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