i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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