she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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