i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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