Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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