I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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