ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I want a musical about memes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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