we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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