let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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