it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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