She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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