never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My life is pants optional.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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