It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
