I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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