i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
