it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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