Porn is love you can see.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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