Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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