Sry I called you an 8
I cockslap morals
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
