Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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