R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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