I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
