Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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