I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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