Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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