; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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