My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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