I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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