this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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